THE GREEK'S TOP TEN LIST
With our wealth of insight, we thought we might take a stab at the possible causes behind Conagra Foods' (NYSE: CAG) Slim Jim plant explosion in North Carolina. Enjoy!
Slim Jim Plant Explosion
Top Ten Causes- 10 - Someone really did finally "Snap Into a Slim Jim!"
- 9 - MacGruber was called in to defuse a bomb
- 8 - After crossing the Mexican border and getting stranded in Texas, al-Qaeda terrorists were certain an attack on the Slim Jim plant would strike at the heart of America
- 7 - The secret ingredient in Slim Jims turned out to be the highly combustible combination of cow manure and gasoline
- 6 - 2 WORDS - Brokeback Mountain!
- 5 - A Mexican smuggling tunnel went tragically astray
- 4 - After inventing both SPAM and Slim Jims, Philadelphian genius ran thin
- 3 - Pop culture starved North Korean military strategists finally launched the big one
- 2 - So that's what Bush has been up to...
- 1 - Someone told Cheney where his shotgun was!
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